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Patience conquers destiny
It doesn't really matter whether or not you believe in destiny, it's all written in the stars. |
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No respite for the wicked
And no quarter for the Respites. |
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Asking for trouble
Don't ask them for too much. |
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Proud as a Piwi
It's pretty incredible to be the most pitiful creature in the world and yet be so proud. |
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What Googoos Around Comes Around
Well, what are you waiting for? Get Gooing! |
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As cold as Blue Googoos
One generally hunts Blue Googoos in the winter, hence the expression. |
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The hind leg off a Googoo
Have you seen the number of three-legged Googoos that exist in this universe? Succeeding in breaking three legs off of one of them would be a miraculous feat. |
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The Googoo That Laid the Golden Egg
Greed and impatience are terrible traits. |
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Catching them off guard
They can run but they can't hide! |
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No Bed of Roses
Time to nip this problem in the bud! |
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Nice Leather We're Having
Time for you to go whole hog. If it don't beat a pig a-pecking, nothing will. |
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Getting Them Out of Their Shells
Scaraladies are actually really nice once you get to know them! |
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Being Mightier than the Zord
With the right bait, you can snap up anything you want! |
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Counting Gobbettes
The Fecas used to spend all their time counting them, until one day... |
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Tofu Tofu Goose
Why not take a break and play a little party game? Tofu, Tofu, Tofu, Tofu, Tofu, Tofu, GOOSE! |
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If They Only Had a Brain...
Show them who's in pole position! |
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Prespic on Someone Your Own Size!
Those Prespics have always been a thorn in your side. |
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Saved by the Bellaphone
I once knew a guy with 20 Bellaphone wives. May he rest in peace... |
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Flying off the Handle
They say that Albatrocious have a sixth sense for detecting weak mussels. |
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The Proof of the Puddle is in the Beating
Don't worry, they're not all as tough as Percimol. |
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Until the Moogrrs Come Home
It's time to go a-milking! Don't forget your armor! |
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A Feather in Your Cap
They'll have you in Striches! |
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Stix Feet Under
Sometimes, you just want to be the shark. |
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Biggest Toad in the Pond
Slobbering all over people just isn't right! |
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A Sudden Mushd of Blood to the Head
It's as clear as Mushd - off you go! |
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Chafers in the Closet
We all have our little secrets... |
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A Riktus Worth a Thousand Words
Why do you think they wear masks? |
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The Whirl Next Door
I whirly whirly whirly wanna zigga zig - ah! |
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Stalagmassacre
Apparently you can tenderize Stalagmotes by bashing them with a rolling pin. |
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Going At It Tooth and Nail
They may have more teeth than you, but you've got all the nails! |
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Tree Strikes You're Out
There's nothing worse than a Treechnid with a chip on his shoulder - just ask the Soft Oak! |
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Pulling Mussels from the Shell
One day, an adventurer found a pearl inside a Darth Mussel. The next day, they found the adventurer inside the Darth Mussel. |
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The Major Arachnees from Mars
People say that the inside of a Iop's head is so roomy that a Major Arachnee could live quite comfortably there. |
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Sucks To Be Them!
The Kraliens have hated you since they laid eye on you... Get them! |
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He Who Swallows a Kokonut Whole...
...Is asking for constipation. |
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Curiosity Killed the Bow Meow
They're not cute, they're a ruddy nuisance! |
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Dodge-Gobball
It's a bit like regular dodgeball, but with more wool! |
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Scaramel Sunday
Time to take revenge for all the dentist trips caramel caused you as a child. |
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Glai Down the Law
I smell bacon...! |
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Can You Hear the Drums, Puffnando?
Those drums mean that your puffed-up days are over. |
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Make Like a Tree and Leave
Sometimes it's nice to see withered flowers. |
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Tofu Diet
Get these little balls of fluff up on their feet and running around! |
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Come Grain or Shine
It's a seedy business, but someone's got to do it. |
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One Saliva, Always Saliva
Get collecting, lickety spit! |
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Come Grain or Shine
It's a seedy business, but someone's got to do it. |
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Come Grain or Shine
It's a seedy business, but someone's got to do it. |
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Come Grain or Shine
It's a seedy business, but someone's got to do it. |
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